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Welcome to My Fucked Up Little World. My Name Is Emily. I Am A Unstable 18 Year Old Girl Who Has Trust Issues. I Have Two Wonderful Sons, a Beautiful 8 Month Old Baby and a Charming 5 Year Old Step Son. They are My Life. ♡

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Unknown (a knot in my throat now)

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Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love.

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

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Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl. (via littlefaux)

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

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I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

(via seedy)

drunkensivan:

like-totally-phan:

sswiggityswagwhatsinthebag:

youtubers-are-gods:

youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:

theultimatephan:

has this been done yet

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

OMG I CHOKED

I thought it was going to be all normal and

I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL GOD DAMN IT DAN

#phillester #danhowel

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